This morning at breakfast. . .
Scott: "Mom, do you want to be rich?"
"Oh, yeah, totally."
"What if I gave you all my money?"
"I don't think that would make me rich."
"No, if all your kids gave you all our money."
"That still wouldn't make me rich."
"What if you had 90 kids?"
"Oh, then I'd definitely be rich!"
"NO, a hundred, a thousand!"
Actually sweetie, just having you makes me rich beyond belief.