Our recent home improvements:
1. We paved paradise to put up a parking lot, us and our neighbors
2. I put together 26 boards, 218 screws and came out with this
3. We de-bat-ed our porch
4. I grew a pretty begonia that reminds me of my mom
5. We had the cutest boy ever who loves 'cucks' (rhymes with trucks) more than anything and quakes with joy whenever he sees one, and even more when he hears one that he cannot yet see.