Welcome to the pumpkin patch
Try out the maze
Take a lap on the carts
Take a hay ride
and catch candy from Darth Vader (he's no stranger)
Don't forget to pick out a pumpkin
Make sure it is perfect
Smile when you do
Haul them back to the car
Come back for pig races, no pigs don't really race each other,
kids chase them ("Oh, I'm not so sure about that")
Celebrate if you can make it through without touching one pig
Pressure big sister into trying it too. ("I have to straddle it and holler?! The six-year-olds just had to touch it for 5 seconds.")
Take a ride on the animal train
Okay take two. It's that fun!
It's late and getting cold. Go get some quick dinner at Fazoli's. Run along home, bathe, and jump into bed. Dream about Jack-o-lanterns and pumkin carving parties and candy! Ya'll come back next year, ya hear!