I wear disposable contacts. So each month on the 1st (or the 7th) I dispose of them. I like to throw them away in the toilet. I always hope that they will look like two eyes peering out at me. They never do. All I see are little ripples in the smooth stillness of the human excretion receptacle/throne. But each month I think the same thing and try it again.
Just thought you might want to know that about me.